1. People who sit at the front of the bus tend to be more social than the people who sit at the back of the bus unless it's a school bus and then the back is better.
2. Saying "What else could go wrong" is an open invitation for something else to go wrong.
3. Smoke, even a tiny puff, coming from under the hood of your car is not good.
4. Neighbor children are always worse than your own child.
5. Just because you have checks does not mean you have money.
6. There will always be traffic if you are in a hurry.
7. Someone will always know more than you.
8. Quiet time means something different to everyone.
9. Not all blondes are dumb and not all brunettes are smart.
10. Teenagers increase your electric, water and food bills exponentially.
11. Elevators are not fun to get stuck in unless you have snacks and good company.
12. Gas prices always go down the day after you buy gas.
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